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The only other perk of breaking my glasses is that...
vivaleah:
However, I have to wait ten days for them to arrive. There goes being able to read PowerPoint slides. And no more driving. Cool.
I don’t let you drive anyway.
I called my dentist’s office late last night to cancel my appointment for this morning because I didn’t want to wake up at 8am. Then they called and woke me this morning at 7:30 am to tell me it was next Monday at 8am and that they will see me then.
“Daytime drunk is the best kind of drunk.”
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MIDWEST BEER SUCKS COMPARED TO THE WEST COAST!
“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past...”
– Marcel Pagnol
August 2011
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